We're all off to sunny Spain! Northern Alliance to relocate to Tenerife

The Northern Football Alliance is to jet out to Tenerife en masse in a frantic bid to complete their 125th anniversary season.

A fleet of Easyjet planes have been commandeered and will fly from Newcastle for the Canaries on Bank Holiday Monday.

"The only way we're going to get this season completed is by heading off to sunnier climes," claimed one official, with a knotted hanky on his head.

"We've booked a few 3G pitches in the south of the island and we're staying until it's done."

The League HQ will be an Irish bar on one the popular strips in Los Cristianos.

Real Sporting Wallington go close against Union Deportivo Seaton Delaval.

I'm kidding, of course.

If you didn't laugh, you'd cry!